just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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