i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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