didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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