Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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