She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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