Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
