The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
All the doctor said was why
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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