I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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