Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I need water and some morals
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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