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• (425): View more from Washington

  Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .

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• (801): View more from Utah

  No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything

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• (707): View more from California

  Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg

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  Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad

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