Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad