In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?