When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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