The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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