UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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