your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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