I'm going to jail i love you
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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