how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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