Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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