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u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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