Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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