i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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