i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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