The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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