I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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