So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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