Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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