We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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