If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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