my mouth tastes like poor choices
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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