That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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