Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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