And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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