the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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