hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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