I want to walk on stilts...naked
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
