and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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