is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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