I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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