I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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