I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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