Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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