he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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