Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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