Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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