Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
did you just send me my own nude
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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