I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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