Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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