Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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