well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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