I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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