dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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