Duck Duck Cougar?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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