Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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