dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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