I'd wear matching sweaters with you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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