Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
