I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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